Women go by lots of different names. But when you hit a number of years, some nouns are suddenly AWOL. When’s the last time you were called a girl? How about bird? All too often the comely ‘Lady’ is used and not in that Thunderbirds, pink Rolls Royce way.
Here’s my top ten harsh tags:
1. Vintage
2. Gently used
3. Mrs Robinson
4. Mature
5. Elder
6. Senior
7. Wrinklie
8. Dear
9. Silver surfer
10. Golden girl